Wednesday, 6 May 2020

I Know Your Game

You would still like to be the MP for this seat of North West Durham. That is why you keep an address in Lanchester, despite having worked for many years in cities hundreds of miles away, as you still do. 

The Conservatives narrowly won here last year, meaning that, at least in theory, Labour will now be looking for a candidate. Your internal party CV is undeniably impressive.

Your faction is once again in control of the party nationally. And on Left and Right alike, the people who will decide the candidate hate my guts, so you are seeking to curry favour with them.

In any case, you need a distraction, and I am something a free kick at the moment, if not necessarily for very much longer. You know that I am in poor health, but that only adds to your pleasure.

Nevertheless, you have reckoned without the determination of Laura Pidcock to give it another go. And even without that, what you are trying to do to me is totally improper. Might it even be illegal?

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