Monday, 11 May 2020

A Bit All Over The Place

Quite. Keir Starmer does not know whether he would support a union against an unsafe work environment.

Full lockdown will be back within a week with any luck, even very bad luck. But in the meantime, the plebs have been ordered back to work even if it kills them and even if they have to get there on foot.

You see, their bosses, who will continue to work from home when they work at all, must have their Pimm's and quims in the park now that there is no r in the month.

Boris Johnson has done this in order to keep friends with the Telegraph, who improbably all claim to have somewhere terribly important that they need to be, and thus in order to secure his own future employment.

What are tens of thousands of dead proles compared to that? Especially since a lot of them are going to have been darkies.

Speaking of relative value, there is talk of ending the furlough scheme this week, after a single payment of two billion pounds. Bailing out the banks, which was not directly necessary in order to stop anyone from being killed, cost six hundred billion pounds.

Do not go back to work until Parliament does. Do not send your children back to school until Eton is also back to full function. And do not take your eye off Andy Burnham. He is not a bit all over the place.

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