Monday 20 March 2023

Put The Eider Down?

Reverend Fathers, since we are without a bishop on this Saint Cuthbert's Day, recall that he was dead within three years of his having agreed to become one. Think on that, even if, as in his case, they sent the King to beg you.

Bishops of this Diocese are always ordained on Saint Cuthbert's Day. We have a year. Considering how much progress we have made since December, that ought to be more than sufficient. Never having faced any before, the Forces of Darkness had expected no resistance.


  1. If you thought the right-wing Labour mafia in the North East hated you you've no idea about the liberal Catholic mafia in the North East.

    1. Oh, but I have. And they are largely the same people.