Donor Kebabed

The French authorities have raided Lycamobile's offices, made arrests, and laid charges.

That company has given at least £2.2 million to the Conservative Party since 2011, including half a million in the last year alone, making it the largest donor to that party.

It gave Boris Johnson the use of one of its call centres for his London Mayoral campaign in 2012.

Its founder and chairman, Subaskaran Allirajah, bankrolled that campaign.

And, as a member of the exclusive Leader's Group of superdonors, he has dined with David Cameron or another Cabinet Minister at least twice already this year.

But remember, the dirty money in British politics comes from the trade unions. Of course it does, dear. Of course it does.