I appeal to those of you in the dear old Church of England, or perhaps in one of the more "relaxed" corners of the Anglican Communion.
A nice public schoolboy, MA (Oxon), erstwhile official of the Oxford University Conservative Association, deacon 1986, priest 1987, is in search of a position, having felt obliged to resign the one that he held until this evening.
Contact The Reverend Christopher Bryant MP, The House of Commons, London, SW1A 0AA; or Oxford House (naturally), Dunraven Street, Tonypandy, CF40 1AU.
That is in Wales, apparently. But never mind.
And please, do not go a-Googling for pictures of him. Just don't. Least said, soonest mended.