The Course of Human Events

Those of you who have now decided that you want an independent foreign policy, welcome aboard, and better late than never.

The first steps towards that would be the removal of the American military bases, which often hide behind fake British names, from our soil, which includes Diego Garcia, and the scrapping of Trident, which cannot be used without American permission, and which must return periodically to Kings Bay, Georgia.

Oh, yes, welcome aboard, and better late than never.