I have been a Master of Arts of the University of Durham for 20 years today.
I may try and keep warm by sleeping in the gown.
Political prisoner, activist, journalist, hymn-writer, emerging thinktanker, aspiring novelist, "tribal elder", 2019 parliamentary candidate for North West Durham, Shadow Leader of the Opposition, "Speedboat", "The Cockroach", eagerly awaiting the second (or possibly third) attempt to murder me.
Did you?
ReplyDeleteI am saving it for January.
DeleteI hope you won't be washing it
ReplyDeleteWash out your own mouth at the mere suggestion.
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