I have decided to take the name of a great African fighter against the British monarchy.
Henceforth, I wish to be known as Ian Smith.
Political prisoner, activist, journalist, hymn-writer, emerging thinktanker, aspiring novelist, "tribal elder", 2019 parliamentary candidate for North West Durham, 2024 parliamentary candidate for North Durham, Shadow Leader of the Opposition, "Speedboat", "The Cockroach", banned from Twitter so officially more dangerous than the Taliban, eagerly awaiting the second (or possibly third) attempt to murder me.
He declared a republic in Rhodesia.
ReplyDeleteWhereas Nelson Mandela opposed the one in South Africa in 1960. And got the Order of Merit in 1995.
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