And there are certainly not four of them.
80 anti-Chequers Conservative MPs? Eighty? Pull the other one.
Which 80, exactly? Where have they been hiding up to now?
Give over. 80, indeed? I ask you.
Political prisoner, activist, journalist, hymn-writer, emerging thinktanker, aspiring novelist, "tribal elder", 2019 parliamentary candidate for North West Durham, 2024 parliamentary candidate for North Durham, Shadow Leader of the Opposition, "Speedboat", "The Cockroach", banned from Twitter so officially more dangerous than the Taliban, eagerly awaiting the second (or possibly third) attempt to murder me.
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