I am taking this opportunity to tell one of the old jokes for the last possible time:
Q. "What is the difference between Fianna Fáil and Fine Gael?"
A. "One is the Government, and the other is the Opposition."
Political prisoner, activist, journalist, hymn-writer, emerging think tanker, aspiring novelist, "tribal elder", parliamentary candidate for North West Durham, Shadow Leader of the Opposition, "Speedboat", "The Cockroach", banned from Twitter so officially more dangerous than the Taliban, eagerly awaiting the second (or possibly third) attempt to murder me.
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