I am banned for life from the Labour Party, and, like George Galloway, I am loving every second of it.
Rod Liddle is "suspended", apparently forever. I hope that he enjoys being out of it as much as we do.
For, you see, Tony Blair remains a member in good standing.
What is the party waiting for? The Chilcot Report?
Well, I for one am honoured and delighted to be barred from any club that has Blair in it.