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Only a matter of hours from now, we shall know that, mirroring the impending arrival of Nicholas Lyndhurst in New Tricks, the Twelfth Doctor is to be Sir David Jason.

Or possibly Roger Lloyd Pack. In fact, yes. The Doctor played as Trigger would be superb. John Challis could play The Master as Boycie.

That yellow three-wheeler van is bigger on the inside than it is on the outside. You know it.