I looked at her, and she at me.
Sir Ken Dodd should take his tickling sticks to the Palace.
And Sir Ray Davies should go as Lola.
After all, I hear that at Her Majesty's functions under electric candlelight, they do indeed drink champagne and it tastes just like cherry cola, C-O-L-A, cola.
Not "Coca Cola", as on the LP. The Queen is a BBC girl who does not do product placement.