Friday, 30 December 2016

I Got Down On My Knees

I looked at her, and she at me.

Sir Ken Dodd should take his tickling sticks to the Palace. 

And Sir Ray Davies should go as Lola. 

After all, I hear that at Her Majesty's functions under electric candlelight, they do indeed drink champagne and it tastes just like cherry cola, C-O-L-A, cola. 

Not "Coca Cola", as on the LP. The Queen is a BBC girl who does not do product placement.

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