While wand'ring the shores of Loch Ness,
I was startled to see Rudolph Hess.
He asked me, "Who won?"
The impudent Hun!
"Well, you did in the end, more or less."
Political prisoner, activist, journalist, hymn-writer, emerging thinktanker, aspiring novelist, "tribal elder", 2019 parliamentary candidate for North West Durham, Shadow Leader of the Opposition, "Speedboat", "The Cockroach", eagerly awaiting the second (or possibly third) attempt to murder me.
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