I might go into hospital today.
People pay a fortune to be guaranteed to be seen by a consultant.
Today, as yesterday, we can all get it for free.
Political prisoner, activist, journalist, hymn-writer, emerging thinktanker, aspiring novelist, "tribal elder", 2019 parliamentary candidate for North West Durham, Shadow Leader of the Opposition, "Speedboat", "The Cockroach", eagerly awaiting the second (or possibly third) attempt to murder me.
This reminds me of Dan Hannan's hilarious point.
ReplyDelete""When I get off a flight from Brussels, I don’t fall weeping to the tarmac, saying “I owe my life to British Airways”.
Yet I frequently hear people say, “I won’t hear a word against the NHS, it gave my Auntie Nora a new hip!”
Hannan grew up between Marlborough during term and Peru for the rest of the year. He is not culturally British. He simply does not understand.
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