No one could accuse me of being the biggest football fan. But if there is one thing that I know when I see it, then it is the bitterness of the lower middle classes in disappointed middle age.
Step forward, the Crown Prosecution Service.
Having subjected Louis Richardson to a malicious prosecution and a show trial for the crime of being young, rich and posh, it now proposes to subject Ched Evans to a second malicious prosecution and a second show trial for the crime of being young, rich and common.
The full cost of Louis's trial and of both of Evans's ought to be deducted from the pension entitlement of the Director of Public Prosecutions.
By primary legislation, if necessary.