Saturday, 24 November 2012

I'm Making A List, I'm Checking It Twice

I'm going to find out who's naughty or nice.

I am horrified to learn that some shops will not be having Santas this year because children have been confused as to which was the real one.

Having been, in my time, a shopping centre Santa, I can tell you with absolute certainty who is the real one.

I am.

Ho, Ho, Ho.

4 comments:

John said...

My father used to play Santa at the annual Chicago Laborers Union Christmas Party. It was always awkward for me, since I knew who was behind the beard, but I must say he did a pretty good job.

Rich Wilson said...

118 Tory MP's have publicly rejected gay marriage, reports the Daily Mail today.

It will only pass because of the overwhelming support for it among MP's in you're favourite Labour Party.

What say you now, Mr Lindsay?

David Lindsay said...

Then it's not going to happen.

But we knew that, anyway.

AndrewWS said...

I bet the many Labour MPs who depend on the Muslim vote won't approve it.