Must See TV?

On ITV at nine o'clock, Ghislaine, Prince Andrew and the Paedophile. We wait in vain for Petie Mandelson and the Paedophile, since that would touch on a man who had ever run anything in his life. 

Specifically, it would touch on the man who was back running the Labour Party that ITV's sole sources of revenue, its giant corporate advertisers, were once again and tellingly anxious to promote under its present Leadership.