Selling The Pass

Having traditionally called it a "bullseye", bouncers are already referring to a £50 note as a "vaxpass". 

There are now 79 confirmed Conservative rebels, so vaccine passports are going to be introduced only on the votes of the Labour Party. How richly it will deserve its drop from second to third place at North Shropshire.

In the unlikely but no longer inconceivable event that the Liberal Democrats actually won that seat, then Boris Johnson and Keir Starmer ought both to resign. They wouldn't, of course. But they should.