Seumas Milne is now officially leaving The Guardian in order to work full time for Jeremy Corbyn.
I once spent at least 20 minutes entirely failing to explain to someone that I was not Seumas Milne.
On and on she went about how much she had enjoyed "your" book on the Miners' Strike.
I have never written a book on the Miners' Strike.
His is excellent. But it is not by me.
There are several reasons for that. Not the least of them is that I am not Seumas Milne.