Britain Is Nowhere's Down Under

How do you even say AUKUS? And with American bases all over the Asia-Pacific region, then why are we tagging along from the other side of the world?

Monarchy or no monarchy, Australia has long been a colony of the United States, to the point that the President of the United States cannot even be bothered to learn the name of the Prime Minister of Australia. That is up to them.

Britain, on the other hand, recently voted no longer to be a colony of anywhere. In the spirit of Brexit, we should be getting the American bases off our soil.