Yet again, I have been passed over for Sports Personality of the Year.
Enough is enough.
The offices of Nuts and Zoo can damn well buy their own cases of claret this Christmas.
Political prisoner, activist, journalist, hymn-writer, emerging thinktanker, aspiring novelist, "tribal elder", 2019 parliamentary candidate for North West Durham, Shadow Leader of the Opposition, "Speedboat", "The Cockroach", eagerly awaiting the second (or possibly third) attempt to murder me.
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