Kneecapped

15 years ago, an extremely young Jared O'Mara was doing what he was doing, whatever it was.  Can anyone still remember? Does anyone still care? Meanwhile, Michael Fallon, a middle-aged Member of Parliament, was doing what he was doing.

Fallon lied through his teeth to Parliament when a Trident hit Florida. He has presided over the reduction of the Royal Navy to a few dozen cocaine-fuelled orgiasts, and the reduction of the British Army to a few dozen neo-Nazi terrorists. He has berated MPs for caring more about the lives of Yemeni children than about arms sales to Saudi Arabia, sales that, as much as anything else, amount to the direct arming of the so-called Islamic State.

And now, this. The Sun would never have run it unless there were more to reveal. Fallon heads the pack of those whose unlamented loss to Parliament will be this Government's unlamented loss of any pretence to a majority in the House of Commons.