Better yet, a whole Government that cared tuppence about us.
Although it should be emphasised that most of the Shadow Cabinet does sit for Wales, the North or the Midlands, with 15 of the 33 members representing the North of England, by far the single largest bloc.
Not that sitting for, say, Islington North entails ignoring us.
Any more than sitting for Sedgefield entailed ever doing a damn thing for us.
As for Paul Nuttall, find the whitest and most working-class ward in Bootle, and put him up at the next local election there.
Go on. See how many votes he would get.