Since the SNP has been without an auditor for six months, I am as available as anyone else to do the job. I can dress the part.
As a trade unionist, I would have to charge something. But I would mostly be doing this for one hell of a good laugh.
Political prisoner, activist, journalist, hymn-writer, emerging thinktanker, aspiring novelist, "tribal elder", 2019 parliamentary candidate for North West Durham, 2024 parliamentary candidate for North Durham, Shadow Leader of the Opposition, "Speedboat", "The Cockroach", banned from Twitter so officially more dangerous than the Taliban, eagerly awaiting the second (or possibly third) attempt to murder me.
Distraction tactics today.
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ReplyDeleteSome people have perfect pitch. I have the sartorial equivalent.
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