Sunday, 2 August 2015

Anyone Who Had A Heart

I feel sorry for Neil Kinnock, who had obviously expected to be the main news today.

But then Cilla Black went and died.

That's working-class Tories for you. And that strange thing between Scousers and the Welsh.

It is time to revive the originally piloted dating show, It's a Hoot, presented by Duncan "Chase me!" Norvelle.

Wikipedia informs us that Norvelle is still alive, although, after a stroke in April 2012, "he cancelled his summer season with comedy duo Cannon and Ball, to be replaced by Stu ["Ooh! I could crush a grape!"] Francis."

Peter Kay could not write this, and even Victoria Wood would find it a bit of a test of her skills.

Meanwhile, whatever happened to Nicola Gill?

In 1997, Cilla outed that Cosmopolitan hack, who had got herself on Blind Date by pretending to be a temp.

You didn't mess with the Queen of Saturday Night. As I expect that we could all have worked out.

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