Let The Hero, Born of Woman, Crush The Serpent With His Heel

On one side, a man steeped in the radically Biblical Civil Rights movement, and a member of the denomination among the fully functioning congregations of which is the church founded at Plymouth Rock by the Pilgrim Fathers. His spear is borne by a man in whom the Irish and German lines of American Catholicism meet.

On the other side, a polytheist and anthropomorphist who believes that God was once a man, that men can become gods, that Jesus was the natural son of Mary and of the God-Man Adam, and that both Father and Son were and are polygamously married, just like the widowers who continue to be "sealed for all eternity" to new wives in Mormon temples right down to the present day. A man who, unlike his opponent, has brought about the public funding of abortion and continues to profit personally from it.

And if a President sworn in on the Book of Mormon were to die, then who would succeed him? Why, none other than a Vice-President sworn in on a copy of Atlas Shrugged. See into what the Republican Party has been turned by neoconservatism. The old school of American mainline Protestantism has been removed as its frame of reference and replaced with the witterings of Ludwig von Mises, Leo Strauss, Max Shachtman and Ayn Rand.

Creating the space for every fruitcake from sea to shining sea: Nile Gardiner and the rest of the Washington Times Moonies, Romney and the Mormons (lining up Gardiner for National Security Advisor – then do we finally get to strip him of his British citizenship?), Sharron Angle and the Scientologists, Christine O’Donnell and the dabblers in witchcraft, Rand Paul and the worshippers of whatever Aqua Buddha might be, the Dominionists, the “Christian Zionists”, and all the rest of them.

Let the battle for Christian America now be joined.