Boy George chained a man to a radiator and beat him.
But not even that deserves the company of Matt Hancock.
Political prisoner, activist, journalist, hymn-writer, emerging thinktanker, aspiring novelist, "tribal elder", 2019 parliamentary candidate for North West Durham, 2024 parliamentary candidate for North Durham, Shadow Leader of the Opposition, "Speedboat", "The Cockroach", banned from Twitter so officially more dangerous than the Taliban, eagerly awaiting the second (or possibly third) attempt to murder me.
Boy George should chain Matt Hancock to a radiator and beat him.
ReplyDeleteIn Hancock's dreams. But while there are no radiators in the jungle, there will be trees and so forth.
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