One Love

The team of a corrupt, unstable and ideologically lunatic regime that squats on the ruins of a once great civilisation, has just beaten Iran 6-2.

Of the scorers for England, Jack Grealish previously played for Ireland, and as for the rest, just look at them.

That is working-class England, at least 50 per cent Irish, politically black, or both. If you need to, then get over it. You like it when it wins.