I have found the solution to the gender pay gap. Just get everyone above a certain pay grade to identity as a woman. You have not only solved it, but if anything reversed it, and nobody would dare complain about that. Easy.
Look at everyone whom either Boris Johnson or Jeremy Corbyn has married, or in Johnson's case simply moved into 10 Downing Street while he was married to someone else.
That is a total of six people between them, even leaving aside exactly how many mothers of Johnson's children there are out there. Yet none of those six has had either a Y chromosome or, we assume, a penis.
Another hung Parliament is coming, however, and we need our people to hold the balance of power in it. After nearly 30 years of suggestion, speculation, and even a sort of preparation, I am standing for Parliament here at North West Durham.
The crowdfunding page is here, and buy the book here. Please email davidaslindsay@hotmail.com. Very many thanks.
That is a total of six people between them, even leaving aside exactly how many mothers of Johnson's children there are out there. Yet none of those six has had either a Y chromosome or, we assume, a penis.
Another hung Parliament is coming, however, and we need our people to hold the balance of power in it. After nearly 30 years of suggestion, speculation, and even a sort of preparation, I am standing for Parliament here at North West Durham.
The crowdfunding page is here, and buy the book here. Please email davidaslindsay@hotmail.com. Very many thanks.
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