No one does the Pompous Tory Voice quite like Michael Fallon.
Including when he was lying through his teeth to Parliament about how a Trident had been fired at Florida.
He is so bad that the voters of Darlington once replaced him with Alan Milburn, and, at 65, he has never worked outside politics.
He has certainly never been in any of the Armed Forces. But then, hardly anyone under 75 has ever been in any of the Armed Forces.
Yet he presumes to lecture his colleagues, or indeed anyone else, on "military values".
Of course, when a Prime Minister needs, either directly or by proxy, to instruct her Ministers not to conduct themselves in the manner that is now endemic, then she has, for all practical purposes, ceased to be Prime Minister at all.
She remains nominally in office only because her party has no one else. That was how she got the job. And that is how she retains it.