Cross The Mersey

Keir Starmer has had a run-in with furious Liverpool pensioners, one of whom his staff have duly sexually assaulted to put her in her place.

That lady giving Starmer what for was Audrey White, who has been played on screen by Glenda Jackson. She is big news on the Left.

Of course, Starmer has probably never heard of her. Who could play him on film, and why? And since his goon has groped the breast of her or one of her friends, then there are going to be serious repercussions.

Merseyside has been impervious to the fall of the Red Wall because of Boris Johnson's own history at The Spectator in relation to Hillsborough, a campaign that Jeremy Corbyn really did support long before it was fashionable.

But Johnson is going, while Labour is now led by Starmer of The Sun. Have the Conservatives the wit to make anything of this? Other people might have.