Friday, 4 January 2019

Expulsionable, Offence

So Fiona Onasanya has been expelled from the Labour Party. Has Tony Blair been expelled from the Labour Party? 

It is best just to laugh at the people on Guido Fawkes and elsewhere who think that Fiona Onasanya and Kate Osamor are the same person. Although there is nothing laughable about the pernicious idea that council housing is only ever supposed to be a temporary safety net for the very poor. Oh, and MPs whose children have problems with drugs, and who might even be supplying? Couldn't happen in the Conservative Party, obviously...

Sister Fiona Onasanya MP would not have been charged if it had not been for the confluence of her politics, her religious beliefs, and her status as a liberated black person.

Taken together, those were more than could be tolerated by the Crown Prosecution Service, which correctly identified her as all three of a Corbyn supporter, the kind of Christian that dares to claim the Old Testament of Jesus Christ as the Old Testament of Jesus Christ, and uppity enough to call out Liberal Establishment hypocrisy over integration at home and over white settler colonialism You Know Where. Of course, these three aspects are intimately connected to each other.

The CPS deployed its favourite method of adding some variation on the theme "perverting the course of justice" to the charge sheet in order to secure a desperately desired conviction from a jury that had thus been bamboozled into believing that the defendant must have cheated in order to explain the total absence of evidence that the original offence had ever taken place, and must have been guilty of at least one of several charges, or else why were there several charges?

In reality, and while there are exceptions that mostly date back decades, jurors ought ordinarily to acquit automatically of all charges anyone charged with some variation on the theme of "perverting the course of justice", since it indicates only that the CPS is desperate for a conviction, often of a political opponent.

A political opponent whom the CPS would be desperate to convict would include a Corbyn supporter, or the kind of Christian that dares to claim the Old Testament of Jesus Christ as the Old Testament of Jesus Christ, or a liberated black person who might be uppity enough to call out Liberal Establishment hypocrisy over integration at home and over white settler colonialism You Know Where.

But in this case, the CPS has managed to secure such a conviction. So Fiona Onasanya has been expelled from the Labour Party. Has Tony Blair been expelled from the Labour Party?

I am not a member of the same political party as Tony Blair. I am a committed but critical, a critical but committed supporter of Jeremy Corbyn. I do not hesitate to claim the Old Testament of Jesus Christ as the Old Testament of Jesus Christ.

And I am more than uppity enough to call out Liberal Establishment hypocrisy over integration at home and over white settler colonialism You Know Where, in my case as someone who, being mixed-race, is offensive in principle to the Crown Prosecution Service, simply by the fact of my existence.

My being mixed-race is also offensive in principle to Simon Henig, who, like Tony Blair, remains a member of the Labour Party. The same is true of my committed but critical, critical but committed support for Jeremy Corbyn. And the same is true of my proud proclamation that the Old Testament of Jesus Christ is the Old Testament of Jesus Christ.

Like the CPS, Simon Henig believes that we mulattoes should not exist, and should be imprisoned on principle if we cannot be killed. Like the CPS, Simon Henig believes that we Lefties should not exist, and should be imprisoned on principle if we cannot be killed. Like the CPS, Simon Henig believes that we Christians should not exist, and should be imprisoned on principle if we cannot be killed. Like Tony Blair, Simon Henig remains a member of the Labour Party.

Another hung Parliament is coming, however, and we need our people to hold the balance of power in it. It has become a local commonplace that I am on 30-30-30 with Labour and the Conservatives here at North West Durham, so that any one of us could be the First Past the Post. I will stand for this seat, if I can raise the £10,000 necessary to mount a serious campaign. Please email davidaslindsay@hotmail.com. Very many thanks.

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