Monday, 26 October 2015

What Goes Around

No Conservative woman MP voted to end the tampon tax. They must all be putting their menses on expenses.

The rest of their eccentrically educated partisans were beside themselves at having to discuss menstrual cycles. Allow me to reassure them.

Only a girl has a menstrual cycle. It has a handlebar with a basket on it.

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