The late Ruth Ellis’s sentence of death has been commuted to life imprisonment. I can’t. Not in this heat. I just can’t.
Still, it is good to see the King plodding on. As The Honourable Fiona Watson, George Cottrell’s mother was romantically involved with the then Prince Charles. Then a glamour model, she has more recently given at least three quarters of a million pounds to Reform UK, the party of Bonnie Blue. I can’t. Not in this heat. I just can’t.
One of His Majesty’s Counsellors of State has publicly accused one of His Majesty’s Judges of a “whitewash”, but Prince Harry, for it is he, has possibly invalidated the £14.1 million insurance policy that he shared with six other claimants, since the fifth in line to the Throne has arguably perjured himself. I can’t. Not in this heat. I just can’t.
And Prince Harry was previously known for arguing with a bin, which is how Nigel Farage intends to spend the coming weeks. Whatever Harry may call the King, or indeed the bin, Cottrell calls Farage “Daddy”. I can’t. Not in this heat. I just can’t.
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