Wednesday, 8 July 2026

All Over Bar The Counting?

Stuart Drummond, H'Angus the Monkey, was the only ever directly elected Mayor of Hartlepool. At the conclusion of his third term, the position was abolished. But you cannot abolish the position of MP for Clacton. Jonathan Harvey, Count Binface, could hold that for decades.

Poor Nigel Farage. His best case scenario is that he will turn out to be marginally more popular than a man with a bin on his head. His second best would be to lose to the bin by fewer than the number of votes for Laurence Fox, or the Official Monster Raving Loony Party, or both.

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