As The Sun Sets, The Star Rises?

Far be it from me to wish to put ideas in the mind of Richard Desmond.

But from now on, especially since the term has always been Star Babes without necessarily specifying a page number, might there be a naked woman on every other page of the Daily Star?

Could it be that desperate? Oh, yes, it could.

But would anyone at all still write for the Express titles in such company? Sir Jimmy Young, say? Or Ann Widdecombe?

If not, then why do they do so now?