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What sets you apart is the knowledge that you'd already heard of Wallonia before the last two days. I'll never tire of saying it, you should be Shadow Foreign Secretary and you would have been if it hadn't been for someone who has still never heard of Wallonia today. He thinks Ceta is a Brazilian footballer, porn star or both.
For all I know, he or she is.I'll bet you anything you like that our friend thinks that there is a language called Brazilian, and that there is a language called Belgian.