The Royal Navy is duly blockading the mouths of every river on the south and
east coasts, in anticipation of the impending accession of another King William
of the House of Orange.
I assume that there will have to be some sort of retirement bash for Trixie
Holland. That promises to be quite a night.
I was once stuck in the back of a cab with her and Daisy Denmark after they
had both had far too many flaming sambucas.
"Never again, Lilibet," I said the next day. "Never, ever,
ever again."
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