Saturday 19 January 2013

Clash

That Speech by David Cameron will now clash with the Inauguration of President Obama's second term, which is bound to receive more attention even in Britain.

Not as funny as when the wedding of Charles and Camilla was going to clash with the second wedding of Ken and Deirdre (but then had to be rescheduled around the old Pope's funeral on that day). Not far off, though. Not far off at all. Rescheduled, the Charles and Camilla wedding clashed instead with the Grand National.

If I were a betting man, then I should still bet on the Cameron speech's never being delivered. Whereas Obama really will be inaugurated again. Charles and Camilla are still legally and domestically married. As are Ken and Deirdre, again. Pope John Paul II remains dead, and has indeed been beatified. And the 2005 Grand National was won by Hedgehunter, ridden by Ruby Walsh.

2 comments:

  1. Who needs Cameron or the useless, useless, so-called opposition leader Edward Miliband (who was a national embarassment on Radio 4's Today programme)

    We have a patriotic pro-British party leader who was far more popular on BBC Question Time than the other two useless party representatives combined!

    Farage was alone on the panel in speaking the uninhibited truth on every issue.

    As an astute audience member said, (intervening in Grant Schapps and Caroline Flint's petty, meaningless squabble) "There's no difference between your parties on the EU at all".

    There's another vote gained for UKIP.

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  2. Did someone say "braying gold club bores"?

    Oh, well, at least for now you are just dull. This is before your disaster at next year's European Elections, when you will certainly come no higher than a distant second and may yet come a narrow third.

    Not least because you inhabit an almost completely American culture, with little or no contact to the country in which you technically reside, you might then turn proper Tea Party, NRA angry on the rest of us.

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