Festive Futures

Being from an ethnic minority is now the single strongest indicator of voting Labour. But recent events have more than suggested that such support could be lost.

So Conservative Ministers have been instructed to turn up to Eid and Diwali festivities. Nothing new there. Rather, a sign of things to come.

David Cameron’s vehicles toured Ealing Southall blasting out in Asian languages that Hindu, Muslim and Sikh festivals would be made public holidays under his party.

His “Quality of Life Commission” (don’t laugh, it’s real) then proposed giving the power to decide these things to “local community leaders”.

What else will those figures be given the power to decide in return for filling in every postal voting form in their households in the Bullingdon Boys’ interest, and making sure that all their mates did likewise?

To the statelets thus created – little Caliphates, little Hindutvas, little Khalistans, and so on – people minded to live in such places will flock from the ends of the earth, entrenching the situation forever.