Firsts? Like Thirds, this is what happens when you allow Oxbridge riffraff anywhere near anything.
Give anything 50, in return for never giving anything more than 68. On this axiom rests the whole of civilisation.
Political prisoner, activist, journalist, hymn-writer, emerging thinktanker, aspiring novelist, "tribal elder", 2019 parliamentary candidate for North West Durham, 2024 parliamentary candidate for North Durham, Shadow Leader of the Opposition, "Speedboat", "The Cockroach", banned from Twitter so officially more dangerous than the Taliban, eagerly awaiting the second (or possibly third) attempt to murder me.
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