Fools

What a thing it must be to Nick Cohen or Dan Hodges, and paid to write the same column every week for years. In Cohen's case, for years, and years, and years, and years, and years. Of present note, he called everyone who opposed the Iraq War an anti-Semite. That one is not new.

Anyway, in view of next Sunday's date, the Mail on Sunday should publish Cohen's column from this week under Hodges's byline, and The Observer should publish Hodges's column under Cohen's byline, just to see whether anyone would notice. Or, indeed, care.