If you are not laughing out loud at the amount of gear, so to speak, that is being sported in order to scour a park in Salisbury, then you certainly ought to be.
So far, Novichok has had four victims, three of whom are alive, two of whom are well, and one of whom looks better than she did before. From now on, Vladimir, I'd just send a bloke with a gun.
Even Jeremy Corbyn has bought into some of this rubbish. But there is going to be another hung Parliament, and we need our people to hold the balance of power in it. I need £10,000 in order to stand for Parliament with any chance of winning.
My crowdfunding page has been taken down without my knowledge or consent. But you can still email email@example.com instead, and that address accepts PayPal.