Gateway to the World?

The only thing even funnier than the vanguard elite is the master race. The specimen in the first photograph, on the front line of the throwers of burning bins at the Police in Southampton, is Luke Jahn, the Portsmouth Branch Organiser of the National Rebirth Party. That party is shown in solemn assembly in the second photograph, while the third is of its Leader, Alek Yerbury. Form an orderly queue, Aryan maidens.

Suddenly, the likes of the National Rebirth Party like the Poles, in stark contrast to their attitude either 10 years ago or 85. As for their fellow travellers in and around the Conservative Party, Reform UK and Restore Britain, the weapon used to murder Henry Nowak was found by the jury not to have been a kirpan, which has never been known to have been used as an offensive weapon in this country, while the exemption of the kirpan from from the ban on bladed articles in public places goes back to the Criminal Justice Act 1988. Who was the Prime Minister in 1988? She also allowed into Britain more than 10,000 Vietnamese boat people who had illegally entered Hong Kong, before giving British citizenship to tens of thousands more who were then still there. "Maggie would have stopped the boats"? Would she hell.

Having made his successful call for "pure cold rage" in an unchallenged Emergency Address to the Nation, such as every MP should take to issuing, Nigel Farage characteristically did not turn up to Shabana Mahmood's statement to the House of Commons. He did contribute to a Westminster Hall debate on Monday, but he has not been heard on the floor of the House since 25 March, and he has not voted since seven days earlier again. Yet he has never been known to miss his other paid work. Both Reform and Restore want greatly relaxed gun laws, yet they also want to ban the kirpan, which has never killed anyone in Britain, where it takes a form that could not do so. Contrast that with the Orange Order, which marches with its three-foot longswords drawn, Wazir Khan rather than Guru Gobind Singh. Still, at least Reform does not promise Restoration at the hands of the Cromwell Club. Either you are laughing at that, or we are laughing at you.