Like Tony Blair’s affected support for Newcastle United in his 24 years as the MP for a constituency that would have been evenly divided between Sunderland and Middlesbrough, Keir Starmer is off about how his beloved Arsenal United saw off the competition from Melchester Rovers and Earls Park, the Sparks. It is all very embarrassing.
As is being caught putting up decoy candidates. That has gone on forever, and especially against Independents, since anyone may use the one word “Independent”. But it used to be impossible to prove. Now, though, they make these arrangements on their phones.
Starmer sits in his private box at the Emirates Stadium and shouts "Pick up the ball and run you fool!" in his best public school bellow.
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