The Official Monster Raving Loony Party has expressed its intention to contest the Makerfield by-election.
It should do so on a platform of keeping Sir Keir Starmer as Prime Minister, since that will not be the policy of any other candidate.
Then again, as the late Screaming Lord Sutch was fond of pointing out, he had been the first to suggest passports for pets, and those had eventually come to pass.
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