No More Bunkups In The Bunker

Days later, she was dead. Elena Ceaușescu, 1919-1989.

Lord Alli will no doubt find someone else to whom to give bras and knickers from Calvin Klein, Christian Dior, and Dolce and Gabbana. There is no reason to assume that those were for Lady Starmer.

Like "Lady Thatcher", "Lady Starmer" sounds like a female grooming device. What might it mean to say, "I used my ladythatcher"? And what might it mean to say, "I used my ladystarmer"? To the latter question, we should soon have an answer, since a girl has to eat. In some venture or other, the lovely Victoria should team up with Sarah Ferguson.