Screwed

These days, Linda De Sousa Abreu will presumably self-identify as a man, be sent to a men's prison, and have a whale of a time.

This issue has been left to the wrong people, a tiny minority of middle-class, mostly white feminists of my own generation and the one above.

The same has been true of the grooming gangs, and that, too, is being taken up by far worse characters than those who had merely fallen out with the rest of an obscure corner of journalism or academia.

But if, as Errol Musk would have it, Stephen Yaxley-Lennon is like Nelson Mandela, then he has a good 26 years of porridge still to do.