Monday 25 April 2022

This Story Has Legs

"The terrors of the earth"? Boris Johnson was Learing after all, then. I'm here all week. But how does either he or Keir Starmer know that this story about Angela Rayner was misogynistic when neither of them can define a woman?

Perhaps all of the SNP and Alba MPs should turn up to this week's Prime Minister's Questions in kilts, and spend the whole time crossing and uncrossing their legs? Then again, I know that that tactic does not work. No matter how many times I crossed and uncrossed my legs at Richard Holden, he still beat me.